The Word Wrangler

I’m a thinker. I think all the time. I make plans and then change them an hour or a day later. Maybe I’m obsessive/compulsive, I don’t know. Sometimes it’s so frustrating because my brain never shuts off. Of course, when it does finally shut off, that’ll be the end, so I’m grateful for the activity.

Anyway, I told you a few posts ago that I started a professional copywriting blog that would be geared toward attracting clients. I’ve since dropped that idea. I’ll just keep using this and going after customers the old fashioned way - by getting in touch with them.

I’ve decided that I’d like to be a humor writer, which is why I’m so excited about the blogging position I’ve taken over at phononline.

My goal is simple: World domination.

The way I see it going down is this: Write a few posts, get an agent, get a book deal, do the book tour and end up in a hot tub with champagne and bikini clad women every night of the week. I realize that it might not happen quite that fast, but I have ordered a slinky, gold Speedo off ebay and a couple quarts of Mad Dog so I’ll be ready. (It’s all I can afford right now.)

In the meantime, I’ve converted mikesieber.com into a blog to post funny stuff. You can check it out and laugh either with me or at me. Either way counts in my book.

Enjoy.