The Word Wrangler

Okay, I promised a big announcement yesterday and didn’t deliver. That’s because the big announcement up and went away. Big announcements do that fairly often in my life, especially when I announce that there’s going to be a big announcement. It must scare the big announcement when you do that - kinda like a squirrel.

I feel bad that my loyal readers, who have been waiting for some big news, are going away empty handed. It’s like being out to dinner with a beautiful woman you know you’re going to score with only to find out that she’s a he when you get home.

Okay, it’s nothing like that at all. I just woke up and it’s the best I could do before my pot of coffee.

So, if you’re still wanting some big news, may I suggest you head over to perezhilton.com. There’s got to be something interesting over there.